Teaser Tuesday - Fat Boy vs. The Cheerleaders

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. 

Participation is really simple. 

Grab your current read
Share two sentences (NO SPOILERS)
Include the name and author of the book, in case others want to add it to their TBRs.

My two sentences are great! hahaha

And she kicks her legs like a sexy pony, and pretty soon we're all convinced we love her because we love lush-haired, spring-smelling ponies, because that's what the good life looks like on my computer, right? That's what the girls on advertising look like.

Ok, so maybe it just sounds crazy out of context and maybe none of you laughed. but you definitely would if you knew what this was all about.

anywhooo, I leave you alone now...well, not entirely, I have a blog tour post publishing later today, but you get the point.